these are all pokemon i’ve bred and unintentionally hatched so i do not need them at all. they’re all legitimately obtained kalos-native pokemon
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- the giveaway will end on saturday, april 19th at 11:59 pm edt (gmt -4)
- i will announce 3 winners who will each get to choose one pokemon
- you must own a copy of pokemon x or y, give me your friend code, and have wi-fi access so that i can trade you if you are picked
- all pokemon were hatched by me; nicknames are available
- winners will have around 36 hours to respond
feel free to send me an ask with any concerns or confusion, but take the time to read everything first
chespin (m) - impish, overgrow, 31/xx/31/31/31/31 (nest ball; spikes / curse / belly drum / synthesis)
fletchling (m) - adamant, big pecks, 31/31/31/31/xx/31 (repeat ball; quick guard)
mareep (m) - quiet, static, 31/31/31/31/xx/00 (love ball)
murkrow (f) - adamant, prankster, 31/31/xx/31/31/31 (dream ball; feather dance / brave bird / perish song)
totodile (m) - adamant, torrent, 31/xx/31/31/xx/31 (dive ball; dragon dance / ice punch / aqua jet)
When your basic ass co-worker walks into work
I was even going to bring you a cupcake today. But you went and said some shit.
Bring it to me instead :D
OMG WHAT DID I DO!?
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My mom is a travel agent and I can confirm that people are legitimately this stupid when it comes to travel.
"It took us 9 hours to get home to England but the Americans only took 3 hours this is unfair" OH YES LET ME JUST REARRANGE THE GEOGRAPHY OF THE FUCKING PLANET FOR YOU SIR TERRIBLY SORRY
Whenever I think “oh this is the funniest one” I read the next one and I just can’t
When I see things like this, or any kind of customer complaint. I just wish there was a job where you just…listen to these conversations, contact the person, and explain to them in graphic detail how not only are they super dumb, but incredibly rude half the time. I would love this job. Maybe I should become a Vigilante, only instead of fighting crime outside of the law, I would just make people fully aware of how stupid and mean they are. Sounds perfect, yes.
Starter Pokémon: Final Evolutions
Looking at them all like this…..Water Starters are definitely the weirdest looking out of the bunch lol. Still gotta love the guys :3
Guys,there’s an upcoming Disney movie called ‘Descendants’ in which Belle and Beast’s son rules a modern kingdom and the children of a few Disney couples and some villains’ kids have to get along.Here’s the list:
i jUST GOOGLED THIS AND ITS LEGIT IM GONNA
who fucked jafar
fucking knew it
Who fucked cruella
The real question is who fucked Fairy Godmother? Can…Can humans even have sex with her? Is it allowed? Is it Possible? Did she just magic a baby?